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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Beza Tanggungjawab Lelaki (Suami) & Perempuan (Isteri)

Beza Tanggungjawab Lelaki (Suami) & Perempuan (Isteri)



AKU, KAU BERBEZA.... AKU, KAU ISTIMEWA...

LELAKI
Lelaki bujang kena tanggung dosa sendiri apabila sudah baligh manakala dosa gadis bujang ditanggung oleh bapanya.

Lelaki berkahwin kena tanggung dosa sendiri, dosa isteri, dosa anak perempuan yang belum berkahwin dan dosa anak lelaki yang belum baligh.

BERATKAN?
Hukum menjelaskan anak lelaki kena bertanggung jawab ke atas ibunya dan sekiranya dia tidak menjalankan tanggung jawabnya maka dosa baginya terutama anak lelaki yang tua, manakala perempuan tidak, perempuan hanya perlu taat kepada suaminya. Isteri berbuat baik pahala dapat kepadanya kalau buat tak baik dosanya ditanggung oleh suaminya. BERATKAN??

Suami kena bagi nafkah pada isteri, ini wajib tapi isteri tidak. Walaupun begitu isteri boleh membantu. Haram bagi suami bertanya pendapatan isteri lebih-lebih lagi menggunakan pendapatan isteri tanpa izin ini.

Banyak lagi lelaki lebih-lebih lagi yang bergelar suami perlu tanggung. Kalau nak dibayangkan beratnya dosa-dosa yang ditanggungnya seperti gunung dengan semut. Itu sebabnya mengikut kajian nyawa orang perempuan lebih panjang daripada lelaki. Lelaki mati cepat kerana tak larat dengan beratnya dosa-dosa yang ditanggung (ikut kajian laa..) Tetapi orang lelaki ada keistimewaannya yang dianugerah oleh Allah SWT.

Ini orang lelaki kena tahu, kalau tak tahu kena jadi perempuan..
Begitulah kira-kiranya.

WANITA :

Auratnya lebih susah dijaga berbanding lelaki. Perlu meminta izin dari suaminya apabila mahu keluar rumah tetapi tidak sebaliknya. Saksinya kurang berbanding lelaki.... Menerima pusaka kurang dari lelaki. Perlu menghadapi kesusahan mengandung dan melahirkan anak. Wajib taat
kepada suaminya tetapi suami tak perlu taat pada isterinya.

Talak terletak di tangan suami dan bukan isteri. Wanita kurang dalam beribadat kerana masalah haid dan nifas yang tak ada pada lelaki. Pernahkah kita lihat sebaliknya??

Benda yang mahal harganya akan dijaga dan dibelai serta disimpan di tempat yang tersorok dan selamat. Sudah pasti intan permata tidak akan dibiar bersepah-sepah bukan? Itulah bandingannya dengan seorang wanita. Wanita perlu taat kepada suami tetapi lelaki wajib taat kepada ibunya 3 kali lebih utama dari bapanya.

Bukankah ibu adalah seorang wanita? Wanita menerima pusaka kurang dari lelaki tetapi harta itu menjadi milik peribadinya dan tidak perlu diserahkan kepada suaminya, manakala lelaki menerima pusaka perlu menggunakan hartanya untuk menyara isteri dan anak-anak.

Wanita perlu bersusah payah mengandung dan melahirkan anak, tetapi setiap saat dia didoakan oleh segala haiwan, malaikat dan seluruh makhluk ALLAH di mukabumi ini, dan matinya jika kerana melahirkan adalah syahid kecil. Manakala dosanya diampun ALLAH (dosa kecil).

Di akhirat kelak, seorang lelaki akan dipertanggungjawabkan terhadap 4 wanita ini: isterinya, ibunya, anak perempuannya dan saudara perempuannya. Manakala seorang wanita pula, tanggungjawab terhadapnya ditanggung oleh 4 org lelaki ini: suaminya, ayahnya, anak lelakinya dan saudara lelakinya.

Seorang wanita boleh memasuki pintu Syurga melalui mana-mana pintu Syurga yg disukainya cukup dengan 4 syarat sahaja: sembahyang 5 waktu, puasa di bulan Ramadhan, taat suaminya dan menjaga kehormatannya.

Seorang lelaki perlu pergi berjihad fisabilillah tetapi wanita jika taat akan suaminya serta menunaikan tanggungjawabnya kepada ALLAH akan turut menerima pahala seperti pahala orang pergi berperang fisabilillah tanpa perlu mengangkat senjata.

MasyaALLAH... .sayangnya ALLAH pada wanita. Seorang wanita adalah pelengkap dan sememangnya istimewa di sisi seorang lelaki, tetapi ingatlah wahai lelaki...kamu sebenarnya adalah istimewa disisi Allah, maka dengan sebab itu DIA mengangkat kamu menjadi pemimpin....maka dengan keistimewaan itu, JAGALAH dan HARGAILAH wanita sebaik-baiknya. ..supaya kelak masing2 lelaki dan wanita dapat pulang mengadap Allah dalam keadaan istimewa disisiNYA.. "Berpeganglah kamu sekelian dengan tali Allah dan janganlah kamu berpecah-belah, dan ingatlah nikmat Allah atas kamu, seketika kamu bermusuh-musuhan telah dipersatukanNya hati kamu semuanya, sehingga dengan segera kamu telah menjadi bersaudara dengan sebab nikmatNya.(Ali-Imran:103)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

YG Mana Anda pilih antara Kasih Sayang,Kejayan, dan Kekayaan..?

YG Mana Anda pilih antara Kasih Sayang,Kejayan, dan Kekayaan..?
Seorang wanita sedang keluar dari rumahnya apabila dia terlihat tiga orang lelaki tua berjanggut panjang yang berwarna putih sedang duduk dihalaman rumahnya. Dia tidak kenal akan mereka.

Wanita itu bertanya, " Saya tidak fikir saya mengenali awak semua, tetapi saya pasti awak semua mesti sedang lapar. Silalah masuk kerumah saya dan makan sesuatu.""Adakah suami awak ada dirumah?", mereka bertanya."Tidak", wanita itu berkata. "Suami saya telah keluar.""Jadi, kami tidak akan masuk", mereka menjawap.

Sewaktu suaminya pulang ke rumah pada petang itu, wanita itu pun memberitahunya kejadian tersebut."Pergi beritahu mereka bahawa saya telah balik dan menjemput mereka masuk ke dalam sekarang!"Wanita itu keluar dan menjemput ketiga-tiga lelaki tua itu masuk ke dalam.

"Kami tidak akan masuk ke dalam rumah bersama-sama," mereka menjawap."Mengapa begitu?" wanita itu ingin tahu.Salah seorang dari lelaki tua itu pun menerangkan :"Namanya ialah Kekayaan," Dia berkata sambil menunjuk ke arah salah seorang kawannya, dan beralih menunjuk kearah kawan yang seorang lagi, " Dia adalah Kejayaan, dan saya adalah Kasih Sayang."Dia menyambung lagi, "Sekarang masuklah semula kedalam rumah dan berbincanglah dengan suami awak, siapakah di antara kami bertiga yang kamu ingin jemput kedalam rumah.

"Wanita itu pun masuk semula kedalam dan memberitahu suaminya perkara tersebut. Suaminya berasa sungguh gembira."Bagusnya!!" dia berkata."Kalau macam tu jemputlah Kekayaan masuk. Biar dia masuk dan mengisi rumah kita ini dengan Kekayaan!"

Isterinya tidak bersetuju. "Abang, kenapa pula kita tidak menjemput Kejayaan?"Kebetulan, menantu perempuan mereka juga sedang mendengar perbualan itu dari satu sudut rumah yang lain. Dia lalu menyampuk dan memberikan pandangannya :"Bukankah lebih baik sekiranya kita menjemput Kasih Sayang? Rumah kita ini pasti akan diselubungi dengan Kasih Sayang!""Biarlah kita mengikut nasihat menantu kita itu," kata suami itu kepada isterinya."Keluar dan jemputlah Kasih Sayang sebagai tetamu kita."

Wanita itu pun keluar dan bertanya kepada tiga lelaki tua, "Yang mana satu diantara kamu adalah Kasih Sayang? Silalah masuk dan jadi tetamu kami."Kasih Sayang bangun dan mula berjalan ke arah rumah. Kedua-dua lelaki yang lain juga bangun dan mengikutinya.

Terperanjat, wanita itu pun bertanya kepada Kekayaan dan Kejayaan :"Saya cuma menjemput Kasih Sayang, mengapa kamu juga ikut sekali?"Mereka semua menjawab: "Jika awak menjemput samada Kekayaan atau Kejayaan, yang lain akan tunggu diluar, tetapi oleh kerana awak telah menjemput Kasih Sayang, kemana-mana sahaja dia pergi, kami akan pergi bersamanya.

Di mana ada Kasih Sayang, disitu juga ada Kekayaan dan Kejayaan!"

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Orang Kata, Atuk Kata, Saya Rasa....

Orang Kata, Atuk Kata, Saya Rasa....

ORANG KATA..
enjoy sementara muda, hidup panjang lagi,
dah tua nanti tobatlah.
ATUK KATA..
orang muda hidup memang baru bermula,
tapi belum tentu masih panjang lagi,
entah esok..entah lusa.. Izrail datang menjemput.
SAYA RASA..
betul jugak tu..


ORANG KATA..
exams tu susah, kena banyak sacrifice, banyak buat latihan
constant study..buat past year papers..etc..etc..etc..
ATUK KATA..
exams tu senang aje, dah ada tarikh untuk diuji,
dah ada syllabus untuk diikut,
kalau ajal.. entah bila siapapun tak tahu,
byk pula tu peringkat ujiannya, Munkar Nankir,
Neraca Mizan, tayangan slide..titian Siratul Mustakim…
Tapi,,kita pernah bersedia ke?
SAYA RASA..
betul jugak tu..


ORANG KATA..
have fun on your birthday, panggil kekawan.. sedara mara,
berpartylah sepanjang malam, make it a memorable one!!
ATUK KATA..
setiap hari jadi, kita semakin hampir, hampir setahun dengan kematian,
setahun lagi diberi peluang utk beramal, bertaubat..
SAYA RASA..
betul jugak tu..

ORANG KATA..
successful people have a good time management,
ada bisnes di kl, new york, tokyo..
masih sempat menonton konsert,
masih sempat berkempen utk pilihanraya,
masih sempat melepas lelah di disko dan karaoke,
masih sempat pasang perempuan 2-3, baru orang respect!
ATUK KATA..
setiap manusia dapat 24 jam dlm sehari,tapi..
ada masa ke utk sujud di sejadah 5 kali sehari semalam?
ada masa ke nak solat Jumaat sekali seminggu?
ada masa ke nak selak Al-Quran sekali sehari?
ada masa ke nak jenguk ibu ayah di kampung,
sekali dalam seminggu, atau sebulan, atau setahun?
SAYA RASA..
betul jugak tu..


ORANG KATA..
study kena rajin-rajin,,result mesti gempak,
kerja plak mesti sungguh-sungguh, beli rumah besar,
kereta mewah, makan lazat..baru hati puas!
ATUK KATA..
ye ke hati dah puas??
dah cukup solat sehari-semalam?
dah cukup ibadah nak tempah kubur luas-luas?
dah siap kenderaan meluncur Siratul Mustaqim?
dah cukup zikir untuk santapan rohani?
dah cukup amal nak 'book' tempat Al-Firdaus?
SAYA RASA..
HUWAA...HUWAAA....!!!!!!!!!

Kenapa Perlu Baca Al-Quran Kalu Tak Tau Makna


Kenapa Perlu Baca Al-Quran Kalu Tak Tau Makna
Terdapat seorang lelaki tua yang tinggal di sebuah ladang di Kentucky, US dengan cucunya.
Setiap pagi, Si Datuk akan membaca Al-Quran di ruang dapur. Si cucu yang melihat, juga meniru
perbuatan Datuknya itu.

Satu hari si Cucu bertanya kepada datuknya, “Atuk, saya baca Quran ini tapi tak fahamlah maksudnya. Kalau faham pun saya akan lupa bila tutup Al-Quran. Jadi apa gunanya kita baca Al-Quran ini?”

Si Datuk lalu berpaling sebentar dan mendapatkan sebuah bakul yang kotor kerana diisi arang sebelumnya.

“Nah, kau pergi sungai, bawak air dalam bakul ni” . Si cucu pun bergegas ke sungai yang berhampiran dengan rumah mereka di ladang. Apabila pulang, tiada lagi air yang tinggal.

“Kau lambat sangat, cuba lari laju-laju sikit”. Si cucu pun berlari ke sungai dan apabila tiba di hadapan datuknya, tiada juga air yang tinggal.

“Tak boleh lah Atuk”. Cuba sekali lagi. Kali ini datuknya melihat dari pintu.. Si cucu pun, cepat-cepat ke sungai dan berlari membawa bakul untuk tunjuk kepada datuknya. “Nampak tak Atuk? Tak boleh lah”.

“Tak ada gunaya” bentak si cucu. :sad:

Si Datuk pun berkata, “Jadi kau rasa tak bergunalah? Cuba kau tengok bakul tu”.
Seperti baru tersedar, si cucu baru perasan yang bakul yang kotor tadi, kini sudah bersih.

Terus si datuk menyambung, “Macam itu lah dengan membaca Al-Quran, walaupun tidak memahami maksudnya, tetapi ia tetap membersihkan si pembacanya. Itu semua dengan kehendak Allah. Kerja Allah”



Moral: Bacalah Al-Quran walau tak tau maknanya... kerana ia kalam Allah yg boleh membersihkan hati kita. Wallahua'lam.

proNUNciation.....

Semalam, ada seorang lelaki kurus bermisai nipis di tempat kerja sementara aku mengomel seorang diri. Mungkin juga dia sedang bercakap dengan aku, sebab hanya kami berdua saja di pejabat ketika itu.

Aku tanya, "Kau kenapa?"

Dia jawab, "Aku runsing ni!"

Aku tanya lagi, "Kenapa runsing?"

Dia jawab, "Aku tak dapat ***** la.... Aku stress!"

Bila mana-mana lelaki kurus bermisai nipis cakap kat aku yang dia runsing sebab tak dapat *****, memang aku akan tersentak secara automatik... (Sebab aku suci)

Aku diam..... (main solitaire)

Dia berkata lagi dalam nada yang marah, "Wei, kau tolong call kan TM sekarang. Tanya dia orang apasal aku tak dapat ***** kat internet ni! Bengang betul aku!"

Connect connect connect!!!
Bukan ***** laaaa,

The Best Way To Wash Clothes

Banyak companies di dunia sudah memahami kesusahan pada kaum lelaki untuk mencuci pakaian mereka sendiri. Justeru satu label instruction telah dihasilkan & diletak pada pakaian kaum lelaki. Pada kaum lelaki, usah khuatir, apabila membeli pakaian, pastikan ada label ini:














amaran untuk k/t opis...


amaran untuk k/t opis...




Imam & 3 Orang Sahabat...

Imam & 3 Orang Sahabat...






Di sebuah kampung ada 3 orang remaja yg suka melepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali,
sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni
menyebabkan tok imam tak senang duduk. Pada satu hari tok imam tu datang dengan
niat nak tarbiyah depa ni. Maka berlakulah beberapa insiden cabar-mencabar.
Tok imam tu cabar 3 orang sahabat tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nanti. Si Ali
pun berkata, "Tok imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nanti kami
buktikan yg kami bukan la jahil sangat seperti yang disangkakan" .

Maka apabila hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pergilah 3 orang sahabat tu ke
surau. Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan,
"Allah Ta'ala... Allah Ta'ala..." Dengan segera tok imam merampas mikrofon daripada
Ali & menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terserlah lah kejahilan Ali.

Selepas iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat
takbiratul ihram. Angkat sekali tak khusyuk, angkat 2x pun
x khusyuk jugak lagi.. Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. "Tok,
tok duduk kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam." Tok imam pun undur le ke belakang.

Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. "Allahu akbar!" Maka para
makmum pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si Budin
ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, "Aa, tengok! Sekali jee tokkkk!!"
lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil ketawa terbahak2.

Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke
depan jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis
sembahyang. Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si Ciko
niii... Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni... Tapi dengan
bongkaknye si Ciko berkata, "He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu.
Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee..." Tok imam pun terkedu
dan terpana..

Perbezaan Batman dan Batwoman

Perbezaan Batman dan Batwoman












Thursday, October 15, 2009

Surat cinta seorang ROCKER!

Salam,

Amacam awekku? Lu orait ke? Wa harap lu ok-ok je..

Awekku, gua telah membaca surat lu tempohari. Apasal lu buat cenggini kat gua? Selama ni cintan gua terhadap lu bukan main. Lu ingat gua main-main ke? Cintan gua mendalam very deep you know! very deep purple! Lu tak perasan ke?

Apa yang kurangnya gua ni? Cuba lu cakap! Gua ni tak cukup hensem ke? Atau lu sudah ada balak lain? Lu sound gua beb! Mentang-mentang lu keja opis, lu ada skandal dengan mat despatch kat opis lu tu! Mamat poyo tu lu nak? Apa barang?!! Setakat mat despatch, kalau lu nak tau, gua dulupun pernah mintak jadi cikgu tapi tak dapat. Bukan pasal gua takde kelayakan tapi tadika kemas jarang amik cikgu lelaki. Lagipun jiwa gua lebih kepada seni. Tiket konsert gua semua habis jual! Sebab tulah gua jadi tukang jual tiket konsert funfair buat sekian lamanya sampai tauke funfair tu tak offer kat onglain.

Gua memang betul-betul tak puas hati ni! Lu memang bikin gua panas! Sampai hati lu buat macam ni kat gua setelah apa yang gua dah kasik kat lu. Lu ingat gua ni apa?!!

Awekku, lu ingat tak dulu sewaktu lu & gua first time jumpa? Masa tu hujan. Lu takde payung. Lu lari pegi kat bus stop. Lu basah kuyup. Kesian pulak gua tengok lu kesejukan. Gua bukak jeket gua pastu kasik lu pinjam. Baek punya gua usya. Start tulah lu & gua sama-sama sudah feeling-feeling. Gua ingat lagi lagu "antara gadis" masa tu kita layan menjadi lagu tema cinta gua kat lu. Gua selalu nyanyi lagu tu kat talipon public. Lu tak ingat ke? Ke lu dah lupa?!!

Pehal lu buat cenggini?!! Gua dah tangkap cintan maut kat lu wo! Janganlah buat gua macamni! Kalau lu tak suka cara gua lu cakaplah! Janganlah kerana besday lu gua hadiahkan t-shirt metallica, lu buat camni pulak kat gua. Gua tau sapa gua. Gua memang macamni, rocker sejati! Lu pun tau sapa gua. Dulu lu takdepun macam ni. Lu tak kisahpun! Lu layan selamba je. Tapi kenapa sekarang lu berubah? Nampak je gua rocker tapi gua pun beriman jugak, beb! Sembahyang jumaat tak tinggal wo!

Lu pikirlah sindri, beb! Gua dah curahkan segala-galanya kat lu. Gua dah sound mak bapak gua nak meminang lu. Gitar Gibson secondhand gua tu gua dah gadai. Gua buat modal nak kawin dengan lu. Cayalah cakap gua! Gua tak tipu! Betul cakap lu! Gua harap lu pikirlah baik-baik, beb! Gua dah takde awek lain lagi. Lu sorang jelah yang gua cinta. Awek lain gua usya diorg tak layan gua cakap lu! Gua tak tipu! Betul punya cakap lu!

Akhirkata dari gua, kenang gua dalam doa makan malammu. Semoga lu berbahagia, beb!

Yang Benar,
Rockersejati

Cilakak..igt ni kucing ko?










benggong sungguh..demo nih igt ni kucing ko leh wat main2...huhu...

Logitech Debut Unifying Receiver Via Marathon Mouse M705


We love wireless products because they keep our desk free from messy tangled wires. But then, since every single wireless product out there comes with their own receiver, they tend to occupied all our USB ports. Imagine one for keyboard, one for mouse, one for headset...the next thing you know, we already out of USB ports. Finally, somebody managed to create one single receiver that able to support multiple devices.

That somebody is Logitech, with their appropriately named Unifying receiver. Able to support up to six (Unifying-compatible) devices, the new Logitech Unifying receiver’s super tiny footprint is based on the company’s older nano-receiver. The latter receiver was very well known for its size which is so small that users can practically left it plugged into their laptop without the need of plugging it out ever again, even for packing up.

The new receiver is already available in Malaysia, bundled together with the new Logitech Marathon Mouse M705 which has a suggested retail price of RM 249. We do wonder about one thing though...assuming that Logitech will not release a stand alone Unifying receiver to the market, users could end up with bunch of extra receivers if they decide to purchase multiple Unifying-compatible products. Isn't that beat the purpose of the receiver as a sole wireless connector? What can you do with all those extra Unifying receivers, anyway? *grin*

Oh well, never mind that. Logitech official website (http://www.logitech.com.my) is at your perusal as always, in case you need further information about both products.




by Chapree
Thursday, 15 October 2009 07:53 PM

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

~~ Ferret a.k.a. Carpet Shark ~~

~~ Ferret a.k.a. Carpet Shark ~~



Family Connections
Ferrets belong to the Mustelidae family and, according to the Encyclopaedia Britannica (15th edition), that group contains a variety of animals unmatched by any other family in the Carnivora Order except the civets (Viverridae).

The family includes the weasels, polecats, minks, martens, fishers, wolverines, otters, badgers and a number of less well-known animals, a total of about 70 species in 25 genera.

In most mustelids the males are larger than the females.


All members of the mustelid family have anal glands with powerful musk. Ferrets give off a "stink bomb" when they get frightened or excited but the smell usually dissipates quickly.

Most mustelids have short legs and many tend to have an elongate, slender body. They are quiet, agile, and graceful in their movements. They are also basically silent animals, usually making only a sound like a squeak, whistle or bark. Many will snarl or growl when annoyed.

The giant otter is the most vocal, giving off a high-pitched whistle, while excited yellow-throated martens make a harsh cry and often chuckle in a low tone.



Almost all mustelids are active both day and night, although most of their activity is nocturnal.

The Physical Ferret - Tech Specs
Here are some facts and figures about ferrets

Adult Size
Blokes (boys): Length - 43 - 61cm (17" - 24")
Weight - 1.3kg - 2.2kg (2.8lb - 4.8lb)

Sheilas (girls): Length - 30.5 - 41cm (12" - 16")
Weight - 450g - 1.3kg (15oz - 2.8lb)

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Lifespan
Ferrets can live up to 10 years old. However there have been occasions when ferrets have lived up to 14 years.

Because they are so prone to cancers, it's hard to tell how long they'll be with you. In America they reach middle age around 3 years old, whereas in Australia and probably England, 6 years is considered middle age for ferrets.

Unsterilized vs sterilized
Unsterilized females can die from aplastic anemia if left on heat. It is therefore much better for both the ferret and its owner for the females to be sterilized around 6 months old.

Unsterilized males have a very strong and unpleasant smell when in rut, and they tend to be aggressive with other males and drag any females around by the scruff of their neck so would need to be caged on their own. Unless you are a breeder (and it is NOT RECOMMENDED that you breed just for the heck of it), it is strongly advised that males be sterilized as soon as they start smelling a bit high and getting rough with the rest of your ferrets or with you - usually around 6 months old at the latest.



Sweat Glands
As they have poorly developed sweat glands, they'll suffer if the temperature goes over 32C (90F). It's a good idea to put them inside an air-condition room and small fan for carrier when travel.

Baculum
Male ferrets have a baculum (os penis). This is a bony structure which serves to "lock" the pair when they are mating. If you check a boy's stomach, it looks a bit like a 'belly button'. Girls don't have anything like that on their stomachs so that's an easy way to tell the difference between the two sexes.





Are Ferrets Crepuscular? Diurnal? Nocturnal?
I have seen statements that feral ferrets are solitary and nocturnal (active at night) but show diurnal (active chiefly in the daytime) activity as pets. I have also seen websites claiming that ferrets are crepuscular (meaning they like to play at dawn and dusk).

As ferrets sleep for around 18-20 hours a day, when are they active and happy to play with their owners? I can tell you that they are up and active when they wake up and decide they're done sleeping and want some fun.



Weasel War Dance
I think the term weasel war dance is basically a misnomer. I reckon it should be the wacky weasel dance, or even the weasel wacky dance! View It Here


Ferrets don't do their war dance to prepare for a bout of martial arts but because they are happy and exuberant and full of the joys of spring, autumn, summer, winter -- whatever! It just doesn't matter. What a fabulous way to embrace life.

Vocal interaction
Ferrets aren't particularly vocal. Some will 'chuckle' as they wander around the place, as if they're talking to themselves. Others will 'chuckle' when with another ferret. It sounds like a low pitched "dook dook dook dook dook" coming from their throats. When angry or scared, ferrets can hiss loudly or even let out a short, loud 'scream' almost.

The bottlebrush
When a ferret gets excited or frightened, it will puff up its tail like a bottlebrush.



Colours
Ferrets comes in numbers of colours. visit here and here and here for more detail. thumbup.gif wub.gif

Product/Service Cost Yearly Cost for A Ferret for 1-3 Years of Age Yearly Cost (USD)



Cages

Must be roomy, airy and preferably multi-leveled so that you can have the litter tray and food/water dishes on separate floors to the sleeping quarters. Make sure the cage is sturdy and that the holes aren't too big. REMEMBER - ferrets are like Houdini and can get out through some very small openings. The last thing you'd want is to come home and find your cage empty, and your ferret gone. Very bad for the BP!

If the floors are mesh, get some vinyl off cuts to put down on the mesh so that the ferret doesn't hurt its feet. Make sure you position the cage in an area where there is no direct sunlight to heat the cage up. REMEMBER -- ferrets aren't able to sweat so can get heat stroke easily if the temperatures get hot.

shakehead.gif Do NOT keep your ferret in an aquarium or small rabbit cage

Accessories for the cage
A heavy food dish. A water bottle with a spout to attach to the cage. This is better than having a bowl of water in the cage because as sure as eggs are eggs, it will get tipped over and you'll be left to clean up the mess.A hammock, or two even. Depends on how many levels your cage has.Old cotton T-shirts, sweaters or tracksuits make great bedding but whatever you choose, make sure the ferret can't catch its nails on the material.

Toys
I've seen a number of toys which are marketed especially for ferrets in pet stores but do you really need to buy them?You can get flexible black tubes hardware store. They do enjoy running through tubes and pipes so if you rig something up in a room for your ferret, it will have a field day going through them.



Food



Ferrets aren't anything to do with the rodent family - they are mustelids, so please don't ever think of giving your ferret any kind of seed or vegetable as its daily diet. Ferrets have an extremely high metabolic rate so there should always be food available for them so that they can snack away whenever they're hungry.

Food made especially for ferrets is hard to come by here in Malaysia so we have to dish out the premium quality cat food.The food for an adult ferret needs to have a high meat protein value, around 31-32%, 18% fat and a maximum of 3% for fiber. Kits need food with a higher protein percentage so they should be fed something like Iams Kitten when they are weaned, as that has a 34% protein value.

Kibbles Chart
here's a link that i found very usefull . its a comparison chart for ferret food. remember that ferret kibbles must have a high meat protein value, around 31-32%, 18% minimum fat and a maximum of 3% for fiber.

and if u wanna give meat, ... give chicken .. it has 42% protein.. but not too much and not as staple diet. too much fat .

and for daily treats ... smoothy ...most ferret will enjoy this .. laugh.gif

1. 1/4 cup of Whiskas Pet Milk or any pet milk thats lactose reduced and with thiamine and taurine added
2. a squirt of Nutrigel or ferretvite gel (this stuff is sweet.. dont put too much. it would be bad for their teeth)
3. one egg yolk

mix it all up and serve at room temperature..


shakehead.gif No cow's milk
Don't give your ferret cow's milk (like the stuff we drink) as they are lactose intolerant and the milk would cause them to have diarrhea.

shakehead.gif No chocolate
Another no no is giving them chocolate, for whatever reason. Theobromine, which is in chocolate, is dangerous to most pets.

Ferrets have very special need in diets. It's not that easy to find in Malaysia, that's why the usual recommendations are Innova Evo Cats, Innova Evo Ferret (Not available in Malaysia Yet), 2nd choice would be Science Plan, Iams, Royal Kanine. We recommend that kibbles be a mixture so that if one is out of stock, the picky eaters won't have too much problem changing over to single diet for a short term. Easier on their stomach also.

First 2 Ingredients should be whole meat, (Not By Product or Meal). Fillers should not contain Corn or Wheats. Preferably no potatoes also if possible.

Generic Cat Food such as Whiskas and Friskies should be avoided as the nutritional value is not suitable for ferrets. They also contain high amount of salt which is not good for a ferret.

That said, Ferret owners should also feed their ferrets with supplements to provide them with essential Amino Acids, Minerals and Vitamins which are usually not present in Kibbles. Recommended supplements would include Ferretone and Ferretvite. As these are not on sale in Malaysia, recommended replacement supplements include Linatone for Cats (Available at Pets Wonderland) and Feriovite or Nutrigel (Available in most Pet Stores).

Sick Ferrets are to be fed Duck Soup (a mixture of kibbles, meats, supplements blended together) or Smoothies (Eggs, Lactose free milk, and Supplements).

It is very important to take care of the ferrets' diet to ensure that they live a long healthy, fun filled, disease free life.


Tame ?
I prefer not to use the term tame/untamed ferrets since all pet ferrets are domesticated ferrets. The reason for bites could be many, nervousness, self defense or lack of socializing.

Naruto Akatsuki Rising Battle Manual (psp)

This is a manual for problematic parts of the game




Scenario mode: I suggest using Lee from the moment you will get him his spamming abilities and his massive stamina and highest lvl on scenario mode chars hes the best to do them... Before you get Lee always use your newest char with highest lvl x) I was never fighting with bandits I just dashed trough them that means less ryo less duplex pills less exps but its booring so its up to you. There 10 chapters first six arent that hard beacuse there are not 1 on 2 battles or 1 vs sasoris army xD.
And another thing EAT EAT EAT duplex pills EAT them i ate so many of them with them you r almost immortal.
Chapter 7 - This is easy i think except Gai he have massiveee!! stamina so it will take a little longer to kill him.

Chapter 8 - So I used two moves against everybody. When youre at right distance dash to you opp and then press like crazy your attack button this will cause you to make kawarimi all the time and dmging your opp. Simply dash to your opp and spam leaf hurricane.

Chapter 9 - This mission is supposed to be hard but I have tricks to beat sasori and deidara easily. Deidara - spam Dynamic entry he will evade yes but when hes at the corner or his back r on the wall he cannot do nothing
so try to get him into good corner and spam. Sasori(puppet army)- Spamm leaf hurricane like crazy pupets will die and Sasori will jump to hurricane beacuse hes stupid. Sasori alone - spam Leaf hurricane and dynamic entry when hes at corner.

Chapter 10 - Hardest mission buy some duplex pills in shop before this first two arent that hard just do two dynamic entrys one and then on the second. Itachi and Kisame r making clones so this is hard first concetrate on Itachi be aware of his sharingan and tsukiomy when hes at wall or making clones dynamic entry him. Theres lot of clones here so move alot and do leaf hurricane sometimes. When its 1on1 use dynamic entry tactit.
Deidara easy i think same tactic as before + when hes making the huge bomb kick him also but be quick with evade

Missions mode:
I did only one mission here the one to unlock Sai its in B missions after you beat scenario mode Name is something with team and Client is Tsunade

Akatsuki mode:
After you beat this you will have Sasuke im doing it right now so wait

Comel nya


Ya Allah..comey nya budak ni


Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = Suri Cruise

(hensem) + (cantik) = super comey.









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Thursday October 15, 2009
‘1Toilet’ plan to let teachers and students mingle freely




KUALA TERENGGANU: The state government will introduce a “1Toilet” policy in a move to liberalise education, where teachers – and even principals – will soon have to share toilets with their students.

State Education, Higher Learning, Human Resource, Science and Technology Committee chairman Ahmad Razif Abd Rahman said the policy was mooted in line with the 1Malaysia concept, and teachers and students could have a feeling of “oneness”.

“We want students to have a sense of belonging that we believe would inspire them to excel further in their education.

“When students share the toilets with the teacher, they (students) will believe that they are on par with academicians and this automatically invokes a sense of being important to an organisation, which, in this case, is the school,” he said here yesterday.

“We are not compelling the school authorities to apply the policy. It is their prerogative,” said Ahmad Razif.

“So far, we have one school in Hulu Terengganu that has implemented the policy a few days ago. It has received positive feedback from the school management although it is still premature for us to evaluate its efficiency,” he said.


Ahmad Razif said that under the policy, teachers and students would also be encouraged to sit within a common space at school canteens during recess.

“This means that teachers and students will mingle freely during recess,” he said.

Ahmad Razif said the policy had initially been proposed by Mentri Besar Datuk Ahmad Said earlier this year but that it took some time for it to be properly drafted.

On another matter, Ahmad Razif said the state government would continue to send students to pursue medicine and dentistry in recognised universities in Indonesia.

“We are looking into the option of sending our students to universities in areas classified as non-earthquake prone areas in Indonesia,” he said.

Ahmad Razif said the state government was also in the midst of discussions with officials from University Padjadjaran of Bandung on the possibility of sending Terengganu students for medical courses there.

He said other countries that the state government was planning to send their medical undergraduates next year were Poland and Russia.

10 perkara lelaki harus lakukan ketika awek period

10 perkara lelaki harus lakukan ketika awek period








1. Hadiah coklat kepadanya. pasti si gadis gembira menerimanya. sesungguhnya pemberian kamu itu menjadi ubat kepada emosi gadis kala itu

2. Nyatanya kehadiran PMS bukan waktu memutuskan hubungan. peranan lelaki perlu lebih memahami pasangannya. ikut rentak si dia dan layanlah dia sebagai seorang puteri sepanjang seminggu itu

3. Lelaki sering terkena leteran tentu mendapati kedatangan period teman wanita bukanlah hari yang paling indah. Cuba tumpukan perhatian lebih kepadanya dan jangan mendatangkan marahnya. ucapkan cinbta dan pujinya cantik lebih-lebih.

4. Harap teman lelaki lebih memahami dan tidak mengemukakan apa-apa persoalan atau masalah dalam waktu begini. kejutan perlulah yang bermanfaat dan benar-benar menggembirakan.

5. kala si kekasih mula bertanyakan tentang badannya, jangan pula menambah bara dengan mengunkit dia makan kek brownies semalam.

6. sebaik-baiknya tarik kekasihmu dan bawa dia bersiar-siar. Udara segar mampu mengubah moodnya. jangan sekali-kali mengingatkan dia mengenai ketidakselesaannya.

7. jangan bangkang jika dia mengutarakan masalah kami masih merokok walaupun sudah berjanji mahu berhenti, atau baju kamu bertaburan di lantai, kerana saat begini memungkinkan dia meninggikan suara

8. Adakah lebih baik kamu pelajari kehadiran period wanita kerana kamu akan sehidup semati dengan isteri atau bakal isteri. barulah bahagia dan serasi hidup.

9. bagi suami, belailah isteri jika dia dalam kesakitan. dodoi isteri agar dia lebih tenang. Manakala sang kekasih pula, bisikan kata-kata manis di telingannya menerusi telefon jika dia rasa kurang selesa.

10. Dengan kehadiran kamu wahai lelaki yang sangat memahami, ia bakal meringankan lagi tekanan wanita. Hadiahkan wanita Kotex soft & smooth Overnight kerana ia pilihan tepat..

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